Yea, so I got into putting “rel” into all my links and then realized what it was for. I guess that’s why people say RTFM all the time? Yes, it is. So, I found the spec for xfn and will begin to use it properly.
I apologize profusely (although won’t go back and clean it cause I don’t care that much) to all those who want to hack me up into little bits for breaking their xfn spiders. So sorry. That’s why you ignore what’s not in the spec in your parsing, I guess. Mmm… troubleshooting and idiot-proofing at it’s finest.