How to Execute a Hostile Takeover (Internally)

Have you ever needed to do a hostile takeover of an internal department? It’s easy. Here’s how:

Steps (aka Action Plan)

  1. Build army
  2. Build your country
  3. Invade other country

Spec (aka Diagram)

hostile takeover plan

Voila! See, wasn’t that easy?

(thanks to [mumble mumble] for the inspiration)

10 Responses

  1. Liam's Gravatar

    Posted by Liam on Jul 26, 2007 at 02:17pm

    Oooooohhhhhh, man, I was way off

  2. nate's Gravatar

    Posted by nate on Jul 26, 2007 at 02:26pm

    Liam, try harder next time.

  3. Liam's Gravatar

    Posted by Liam on Jul 26, 2007 at 02:58pm

    *Trying Harder*

    The Red country up above looks like a messed up lobster claw, and your soldiers helmet is on crooked

  4. nate's Gravatar

    Posted by nate on Jul 26, 2007 at 03:06pm

    He’s watching the tank to see if it should go first. Tanks are bigger and less prone to bleeding, which are not overlapping properties, but good ones to have none-the-less.

    And yea, the red country does look like a lobster claw… sort of. Thanks for that.. um… insight. Do you take pictures of clouds that look like dragons or butterflies too?

  5. twheet's Gravatar

    Posted by twheet on Jul 28, 2007 at 11:12am

    Or…maybe this…hostile-takeover-intern

  6. nate's Gravatar

    Posted by nate on Jul 28, 2007 at 02:47pm

    hahaha… now THAT is art!

  7. Todd Harrison - LA Headshot photography's Gravatar

    Posted by Todd Harrison - LA Headshot photography on Jul 30, 2007 at 10:25pm

    Nicely put! I think that’s Iraq! Go USA Go!

  8. nate's Gravatar

    Posted by nate on Jul 31, 2007 at 10:31am

    Tod, um… no. That wasn’t the intent. I try not to talk about politics on this blog. Sorry for the miscommunication, but that was not intended to be Iraq. Maybe subconsciously I made it that way, but it wasn’t intended.

  9. LA_Computer_Consultant_Dude's Gravatar

    Posted by LA_Computer_Consultant_Dude on Nov 19, 2007 at 05:16am

    Guess it’s better than starving out 5000 kids a month for 10 years straight with fake Iraq sanctions that everybody (French, Germans, Russia, Clinton donor$) undermined with secret cash deals for Saddam’s oil.

  10. nate's Gravatar

    Posted by nate on Nov 19, 2007 at 10:35am

    Oh jeeze people… get over it. This wasn’t political. It was a freaking joke about office politics.